Random Sh*t

For the past few weeks I’ve been suffering with insomnia. People have it all the time but this is my first experience with not getting much sleep. It’s dreadful. I think the worst part about it is, the drive into work and coming home. I find myself wanting to close my eyes but that’s when I crank up the A/C and blast some Kid Kudi or Taylor Swift and it gets me through it. *And yes, I know, I like rap but I also like my regular white girl music as well*

This leads me to the random shit that pops in my head when I can’t sleep. Figured, why not share it on the blog? Maybe ya’ll can share your thoughts on these possibly?

  • Flashers – Why is it just men that flash? Shouldn’t the feminists get in on this? I’ve been flashed twice in my life by complete strangers. I often wonder why? Why do they have the need to do this? I could understand if they had something outstanding to flash. I might would even say THANK YOU! Or, “let’s take a selfie so I can show my friends” but nope, both guys were nothing to brag about. So, they didn’t get a thank you unfortunately.
  • Why the hell didn’t I go to college? I should’ve been a shrink or a sex therapist. Not that I’m an expert on sex but I’m fascinated by it and wonder what makes people tick….like why some people are into S & M, what’s up with the choking, why do some women have so much trouble having an orgasm, etc. etc. I could go on and on. By the way, did you know some people sneeze when they’re aroused? Yeah, it’s a thing with the central nervous system.
  • Crushes – why do we get crushes on people? I mean, when we’re married, in fact happily married but then a person comes along and there’s a connection, a spark of electricity between the both of you…..No way would you ever act on that connection but you think about it and within days or weeks it slowly fades away and you forget about it or that person. Is it normal? Do people go through this often and just don’t talk about it? I know my husband and I both talk about celebrity crushes and my husband has a list with about twenty celebs that he ahem….well you know. But, mentally I think celebs and a “real” person in “real” life is completely different than fantasizing about Vince Vaughn. You feel me? It seems justifiable to fantasize about a celeb but not a “real” person if you will. Why is that?

I just noticed all of the above is thoughts pertaining to sex…..WTF? So my insomnia is thinking about sex half the night? I have other random thoughts but it’s not coming to mind now, plus, it’s time to get ready for work. Enough with this rambling.

Thoughts on any of this? I would love to hear some feedback on my random shit, so drop me a comment pretty please?

XO

 

 

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Thursday

I woke up with a serious headache at 4 am. Nope….I didn’t even hit the sauce last night. It’s also 18 degrees and I can’t get warm. Sigh….only one more day and it will be the weekend. Let’s pound it out shall we? Happy Thursday 💋

Thursday’s Mood

Most of you have heard of the fabulous Janelle Monae and Erykah Badu but if you haven’t, let me introduce you. So fucking talented. My mood today is fierce….so enjoy this funky little beat everyone and strut yourselves into work with some extra flavor and own the day….

Thursday Rant

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I’m in no mood for stupid, lazy, ignorant, self righteous people today at work. I need a case of this Fuck Off Spray because I’m surrounded by idiots pretty much at the office.

The other day we had a really bad storm and the roof was leaking. Water was dripping from the light fixture right above my computer. Before I left I wrapped it up with whatever I could find like trash bags etc. to protect it overnight. The owner’s solution??? Duct tape or sealant…..

Nope, they didn’t call a professional but instead had one of the Fuck Nuggets to put a bandaid on it. I see a new computer in my future.

Thanks for letting me vent this morning loves! Prepare for the day and be sure to carry some powerful Fuck Off Spray to ward off the idiots.