Thursday’s Mood

Do you ever feel overwhelmed….so fucking stressed out that you can’t even think straight? You call people by the wrong name…you mispronounce things and make errors over and over again? That’s me right now. I’m constantly asking myself internally, are you having a fucking stroke or something? No, nothing majorly is wrong but anytime something changes in my life it throws me off and everything starts spinning out of control in my comfort zone.

A couple of months ago I got promoted to a supervisor position. Now I’ve hired my first new employee and training him has been really difficult for me. By training him it’s putting me behind with customer orders and we’re moving so slow while the orders keep coming in. We have many different duties we need to focus on but we’re moving so slowly that everything is just piling up. It’s giving me a lot of anxiety. Anytime I’m not in control and things aren’t going my way I freak the fuck out.

So today’s song is Paradise by Coldplay. I think you’ll like the song and the video. Every time I watch the video I get a little teary eyed at the end of it. Here’s the thing, I know there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. I know it won’t be like this in weeks to come. I have to be patient with my new hire and get him trained and it will all be worth it. *** Telling myself to simmer the fuck down and look towards the end result is a job in itself ***


No Time For It


Yo! Seriously though……

Bring it Monday! Wearing my sass as my accessory today. Locked & Loaded 👍

Armor Up

It’s time for the Monday Eve Prep loves…..

Everyone wearing their armor for tomorrow? Armor up. Good news is we won’t be wearing shackles. Let’s take our stand on Monday and pony up shall we?

Are you ready to battle? Get those shields up and be prepared for work war. You know there will be scheming, back stabbing, gossip, and trials all day in the office.

Don’t be afraid of the evilness that lies within the cubicles. We’re fucking dragons and we’ll blow fire in anyone’s faces that taunt us.

Negativity is non-negotiable for tomorrow. We are the masters of our thoughts and we’re not held captive in the dooms of despair. We’re in charge of our own attitudes.

We have strength, passion, and we’re fierce. Grab your swords and prepare to fight.

Monday….you don’t stand a chance. I’ve got my army and we’re coming for ya!

This should fire you up for Monday….great song to start the day off with….







Misbehaving On Monday


I’ll be dressing for success this morning that’s for sure. I’ll pull out all the stops. Know why? Because I’m going to be misbehaving today. Not really intentionally but I’ve had maybe two hours of sleep if that. I woke up at 11 pm to find blue lights flashing in front of my drive way. There were four cop cars and caution tape around my mail box and the neighbors house across the street. They were blocking people from driving through. Right before that we heard gun shots. Gun shots aren’t a big deal to us as we hear them quite often around here. But, I’m guessing they aimed and hit someone this time.

I said a prayer for everyone out there and that they were all safe. Not sure though. Never saw any ambulances or fire trucks. Either way, I’m running on two hours of sleep so I’m in no mood for any bullshit today.

Maybe if I look like success they’ll be more forgiving of what flies out of my mouth? Probably not but I need all the help I can get. First stop, Starbucks. I need that liquid sass to pump through my veins.

Go attack Monday loves! I’m ready 😀



Violating Monday

Let’s break the rules tomorrow by  violating Monday. When I say break the rules I mean let’s not dread Monday. None of that “I don’t want to get up, I hate Monday” bullshit. We’re so much better than that.

Why not wake up with a Fuck Yes attitude. Don’t be delicate and fragile. We’re strong and we’re capable of anything. Remember who the fuck you are!

Distance yourself from the negativity. It’s hazardous to your attitude.

Confidence is like a muscle, the more you use it, the stronger it gets. Damn, I love that quote.

Monday will definitely throw some issues your way but when it does don’t think why me, think try me. Never underestimate a Badass.

Put your sassy pants on and go violate Monday in the worst fucking way. Show Monday who’s boss. You are in control of your mindset all day every day. Control your mind.

This should pump you up a bit, Hard by Rihanna….



Adorable Badass


Mugs up loves! Let’s all be adorable badass misfits today shall we?  Let’s rock Tuesday’s world! We’ll turn it upside down and then drive home laughing at it with a fuck you attitude. Tuesday can suck our balls, well, I don’t have any balls, but I do have fabulous boobs so they’ll just have to do. 🙂 Go stir things up loves and make it a fantastic day!



Showing Up

Happy Friday Loves!

I’ve missed all of you this week. I’ve been creeping around your blogs this week instead of blogging myself. In some cases I’ve not been able to comment or hit the like button. For some strange reason WP has been playing hard to get this week. :/

I saw this quote this morning on Pinterest and it grabbed my attention. I love my bruises and scars….Call me Scrappy if you will because God knows I’ve stumbled throughout my life but I’ve definitely showed up for the party. I don’t regret one single thing. The break ups, the struggles, heartbreak, and disappointments have shown me a thing or two. I’ve learned that I can bounce back from almost anything. There’s quite a few more I’ll go through too but I’ll be ready and if I’m not I’ll recover. I’ll come back even stronger.

Hoping all of you loves show up and know you’ve got life by the balls. It’s a fucking fantastic ride wouldn’t you say?




My 16 year old pup kept us up most of the night. His allergies are insane which leads to the licking, smacking, snorting and thumping. The thumping carries throughout the house so no matter where you land, downstairs on the sofa, guest room, or wherever you hear that thumping wherever  you are.

I bet we got about 2 – 3 hours of sleep. I had big plans of going to the gym this morning before work but it’s not going to happen. Hopefully this afternoon I’ll go after work, that is if I’m not fired by then for falling asleep at my desk.

Now this is where I’m supposed to be encouraging and give some thought on how to attack Monday with positivity…..

It could be worse, much worse. So, let’s pour that exquisitely beautiful cup of coffee and get it into your blood stream. Swag yourself into the shower, sing if you must and get dressed. When you get into the car or on your motorcycle, on the subway or whatever your means of transportation are, put some incredible music on and blast it.

Are we ready???

Have a great day loves.


Assaulting Monday

For those of us who have to wake up and go to work, the word Monday is just offensive. It’s annoying and obnoxious isn’t it?

Well, it’s almost here and we’re going to be ready for it. Shall we prepare our minds loves? I think we shall…..

We’re going to break Monday into pieces. Monday isn’t making us it’s bitch. Monday is OUR bitch. Who’s with me?

Let’s set the tone for ourselves. A few bad ass movie quotes to start your day off right…

Yippee-ki-yay mother fucker! – Die Hard

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…I’m all out of bubble gum. – They Live

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me. – Grand Torino

All I have in this world are my balls and my word and I don’t break them for anybody. – Scarface

So let’s go to work tomorrow with bad ass in mind and let’s stomp Monday’s ass. We’re there to work hard, take names, and rule the day. No fucking around, we mean business.

Pour that strong cup of coffee, Ladies, put on that sexy shade of lipstick, Fellas put on that  sharp ass tie and have a productive Monday.

Now for Monday’s song, I’m taking it back, waaaayyyy back to 1980….Devo – Whip It, let’s whip it tomorrow Loves!







Monday Kindness


feel kindness

Yep, it’s Monday Loves and I woke up at 5 am which is 45 minutes earlier than I should have. I’m just so fucking excited about going to work! Ha! You know me much better than that don’t you? I will tell you what I’m excited about….I’m excited to show kindness today. That may possibly put me in a much better mood. My first act of kindness will be paying for the car behind me in the drive thru at Starbucks. After that I’ll be super sweet today at work to everyone. At least I’m going to try really, I mean, REALLY hard to do this! Wish me luck?

Can you join in with me and spread some kindness too? I think it will brighten each of our days eh? It feels good to be kind to others and someone might need our smile, a good listener or just a hug? Let’s give it freely today, Cool?

The song below should put you in an excellent mood….Sir Duke – “They can feel it all over” – Turn it up!