It’s been a while since I’ve shared any of these. But here goes…
Bestie Rhonnie: You watching Good Behavior?
Me: Yeah, it’s pretty good. Hubz says this girl reminds him of me with her trust & anger issues.
Bestie Rhonnie: No way. You’re the sweetest. I can’t see it.
Me: Um, yesterday I told a guy at work if he kept talking dirty to me that I would rip his throat out of his neck and ship it to his Mama and to shut the fuck up.
Bestie Rhonnie: Did he shut the fuck up?
Me: Haven’t seen him since, so I guess so.