Last weekend I was at the beach relaxing and enjoying the waves crashing onto the sand and a drink in my hand with live reggae music behind me at the Tiki Hut bar…..
Tuesday Morning –
Text From Me To My Friend Heather: My current view….Seriously? Really? Why?!?! Trying to teleport myself back to the beach instead of this
Heather: OMG, does he not feel the breeze? I’m laughing so hard right now!
Me: It’s like life is saying Ha Ha Fuck You Lennon, this is what you get for taking a vacation. Here’s a reality check, Enjoy! By the way girlfriend, I think he needs to see a dermatologist…there’s some bad stuff going on back there.
My Friend Heather: Ewwww