My friend Heather is a hair stylist in Long Island…
Me: Got any clients with mullets? You ever tame one in your salon?
Heather: Not lately but occasionally I do…So 80’s! Let me at em’ – I’ll tame those locks! Why, you thinking about getting one? LOL
Me: Um, No! But I’m fascinated with them. It’s like seeing a caveman or something. When I see one I want to touch it or have my picture made with one!
Heather: You’re so weird. You have serious issues but you already know that.