I’m really upset right now….I mean seriously pissed. A lot of you know I also have a scandalous smut blog called “The Book Of Tatum” that I share with a few other bloggers. Well, they’ve suspended it. Shut it down….closed up shop…..out of business. I’m sure we posted something a little too risque or too X rated I’m assuming but couldn’t they have given a girl a heads up on what it was that did us in? Was it really that bad? It was soft porn if you ask me but maybe it wasn’t after all? Either way, I’m pissed because I have two series on that blog that I wrote and it wasn’t just sex, it was mystery, murder, and so much more. I built my characters, I used cities, hotels, etc. I worked hard at it just like my other bloggers did on their posts. I was going to share with you pieces of my series starting today but it’s not going to happen as it’s all gone. Bummer. I’ve sent WP two messages asking them how to retrieve my old posts or what did us in so that I can remove it, but no response.
Soooooo, onto our shenanigans loves……I’m dedicating this hump day to the singles out there or to those of you who are fighting with your partner, spouse, friend with benefits, etc. Are you on a break from your significant other? Or are they possibly out of town for the week? You know I’m a huge fan of masturbating right? There’s no secret that I’ve always been a fan really.
Let’s kick hump day off with touching ourselves or if you have someone to touch, go touch them? If not, imagine you’re touching whoever you want?
Gentlemen, Chrissy Amphlett oozed sex appeal….those pouty full lips and those thigh highs and short skirt and the idea of her rolling around touching herself….you get the idea.
Ladies, whether this was before your time, after your time or whatever, Michael Hutchence’s dance moves from INXS were tempting us. He could melt fucking butter if it was in the fridge. Come on?! He was way ahead of his time with moves like that….his voice beckoned you….
I randomly picked these two artists/videos and then realized both have passed away. Although they’re gone way too soon, something tells me they would be very pleased they were featured in today’s hump day shenanigans. Now get to humping!