Hump Day Shenanigans

I’m really upset right now….I mean seriously pissed. A lot of you know I also have a scandalous smut blog called “The Book Of Tatum” that I share with a few other bloggers. Well, they’ve suspended it. Shut it down….closed up shop…..out of business. I’m sure we posted something a little too risque or too X rated I’m assuming but couldn’t they have given a girl a heads up on what it was that did us in? Was it really that bad? It was soft porn if you ask me but maybe it wasn’t after all? Either way, I’m pissed because I have two series on that blog that I wrote and it wasn’t just sex, it was mystery, murder, and so much more. I built my characters, I used cities, hotels, etc. I worked hard at it just like my other bloggers did on their posts. I was going to share with you pieces of my series starting today but it’s not going to happen as it’s all gone. Bummer. I’ve sent WP two messages asking them how to retrieve my old posts or what did us in so that I can remove it, but no response.

Soooooo, onto our shenanigans loves……I’m dedicating this hump day to the singles out there or to those of you who are fighting with your partner, spouse, friend with benefits, etc. Are you on a break from your significant other? Or are they possibly out of town for the week? You know I’m a huge fan of masturbating right? There’s no secret that I’ve always been a fan really.

Let’s kick hump day off with touching ourselves or if you have someone to touch, go touch them? If not, imagine you’re touching whoever you want?

Gentlemen,Β  Chrissy Amphlett oozed sex appeal….those pouty full lips and those thigh highs and short skirt and the idea of her rolling around touching herself….you get the idea.

 

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Ladies, whether this was before your time, after your time or whatever, Michael Hutchence’s dance moves from INXS were tempting us. He could melt fucking butter if it was in the fridge. Come on?! He was way ahead of his time with moves like that….his voice beckoned you….

 

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I randomly picked these two artists/videos and then realized both have passed away. Although they’re gone way too soon, something tells me they would be very pleased they were featured in today’s hump day shenanigans. Now get to humping!

 

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38 comments

  1. PorterGirl · August 24

    How mean of WP to take down all your hard work. They could have least issued a warning of some kind. I hope you are at least able to retrieve your missives! A very happy hump day to you πŸ™‚

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  2. Woebegone but Hopeful · August 24

    Out of order WP. Warnings! We always gave warnings when I worked in the dark corridors of power! Hope you get your work back Lennon. I sympathise with you, I had a run in once with **redacted** over a **redacted**. Some **deleted** didn’t get the joke and another **deleted** supported them and no one ever had the decency to even explain.
    Poor Lennon, not cool WP!

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  3. Jim · August 24

    well shit. that was a tad bit over the top on WPs part. hope you can retrieve what you wrote. and I can’t touch myself right now since I’m already at work. but I do have a very vivid imagination, so it’s back to the pouty lips.

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  4. liverpoolmunky76 · August 24

    Didn’t realise Tatum was your site, loved reading that stuff, gutted that it’s gone

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    • Lennon Carlyle · August 24

      Me too Munky! I remember asking you if you might want to write something. Its fine…bloody gone. I will probably have to start all over Waaahhh but maybe it can be better than before

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      • liverpoolmunky76 · August 25

        I didn’t realise you were Tatum, looks like I’ve been a fan longer than I thought

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      • Lennon Carlyle · August 25

        This will always be my home here on this blog. That blog was just something for fun and to get in touch with my naughtier side.

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      • liverpoolmunky76 · August 25

        Well I do like your naughty side, but am glad to know this side of you too

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  5. Meg Sorick · August 24

    That blows and not in the good way. I guess the lesson is to always back up your work. I never type directly onto my blog, copy and paste it from my Pages files and always back that up onto a jump drive. Man, hope you can retrieve it, that doesn’t seem right at all. 😦

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    • Lennon Carlyle · August 24

      Lesson is definitely learned in the back up. I just didn’t think it was worth backing up at the time. But it kind of took off and did well. Sigh….hope to get it back but there’s always fun in revamping it and making it better πŸ˜‰

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  6. tessa tells all · August 24

    I just want to dish on the late Michael Hutchence…He is a reason to touch yourself, myself, his self etc. That man was the epitome of sex appeal. Such a tragic end to his life.
    As far as your fabulously naughty “Tatum” blog…they should give you a reason as to why they took it down, how would you know what to “avoid” if they don’t tell you. I would find a WP support number and call those bastards. They don’t want to go head to head with Lennon C on the phone. I just wish I could hear the convo…Go Get ‘Em, Beauty!

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    • Lennon Carlyle · August 24

      I loved MH! He was the target of my “getting off” for years. Sigh….bloody WP it’s a love/hate relationship. If no response by tomorrow I will def make the call.

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  7. tarnishedsoul · August 24

    I’m smiling…
    …that is all!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. The V Pub · August 24

    That sucks, Lennon! I loved that blog. I should probably assume the same for the vpub then. Crap. As a side, yes, I’m flying solo this week and it feels good! πŸ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

    • Lennon Carlyle · August 24

      Thanks Rob! I’m hoping eventually we can recover our smut….if not you might see some here in the future. Solo isn’t always a bad thing πŸ˜‰

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  9. what sandra thinks · August 24

    That fucking bites about your work. Like Meg, I write somewhere else and copy/paste to WP. I am super paranoid about losing stuff. I have several copies of most of my stuff… backup drive, flash drive, and laptop. I save all different versions, too. Fuck! I’m even a packrat with digital stuff!

    I am also a huge fan of masturbating. Shocker, I know.

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  10. INXS — I love that group. I’m sorry WP took down your site.

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  11. kimboxin · August 25

    Did WP get back to you about retrieving your stuff? I wasn’t aware of your other blog, but despite the content, I would assume it’s still rightfully yours. I’m always a day late, but I’d be super pissed too!

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  12. K E Garland · August 25

    Well that sux! I didn’t even know that was possible.

    Liked by 1 person

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