X Rated Again..Erratic Text Conversations W/ Lennon

This one is even outside of my comfort zone but please don’t be judgy?

My Friend Tess: Did  you know you can write a book on Kindle and it costs you nothing and you can make thousands of dollars doing it???

Me: Yep, I heard about that but who has time for that shit? Work is really fucking up my writing schedule right now anyways

My Friend Tess: Girl! I’ve decided to stick with full blown smut! That’s where the money is….actually I’m doing some research right now on Tentacle porn

Me: Yikes! LOL

I’m not even going to lie, I had to google the tentacle porn and it scared me, Ha! But, Tess is an incredible erotica blogger. So far she’s not posted anything about tentacle porn but she’s got some good stuff here https://thetawdrytalesoftess.com/ Don’t be scared,  it’s good stuff. Remember, don’t be judgy!

 

 

 

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42 comments

  1. liverpoolmunky76 · August 12, 2016

    Well just added a new blog to my follow list

    Liked by 3 people

  2. The V Pub · August 12, 2016

    Fine! Twist my arm, I’ll read her erotica, but with one eye closed. 😉

    Liked by 2 people

  3. T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

    Wow! Tentacle porn is one of the answer cards in Cards Against Humanity! I’m almost ashamed to say that I looked up what it was…

    Liked by 4 people

    • Lennon Carlyle · August 12, 2016

      Scary! LOL

      Liked by 3 people

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        Very! Lol

        Liked by 2 people

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        STBB Alert:
        Lady G already knew what it was, but she has opted not to reveal the details regarding the ‘hows’ and ‘whys.’
        ###END###
        Lennon is my girl, always coming up with something out of the box! LOL!

        Liked by 4 people

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        You and these damned alerts! They everywhere! Lol!

        Liked by 2 people

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        YAAASSSSSS!

        Liked by 1 person

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        ROTFLMAO!!!

        Liked by 1 person

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        Slew.

        Liked by 1 person

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        As in…I am slain?

        Liked by 2 people

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        Slay, slew, slain
        End result:
        DEAD
        😆

        Liked by 3 people

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        (giving up the ghost)

        Liked by 1 person

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        Pushing up daisies

        Liked by 2 people

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        When do we get resuscitated? Ever? Ever Ever?

        Liked by 1 person

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        LOL!!
        It’ll take a good jam to do that
        *turns up volume on One Nation Under a Groove*
        And I’m back, how bout you?

        Liked by 2 people

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        Oh I’m back! Good music is life-affirming stuff!

        Liked by 2 people

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        YAAAASSSSS!

        Liked by 2 people

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        Maybe we better stop carrying on here at Lennon’s house lol

        Liked by 2 people

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        I know. I heard pretty girls can FIGHT!
        Let’s be out!

        Liked by 2 people

      • Lennon Carlyle · August 12, 2016

        Ya’ll are welcome in this house ANYTIME! Get turnt up! Get the beat going and I’ll pop open the champagne and let’s giggle, tell stories, dance and eat for crying out loud, it’s fucking Fri-yay! Love ya’ll! Keep that shit up!

        Liked by 5 people

      • Lady G · August 12, 2016

        That’s what’s up!!!!

        Liked by 2 people

      • T. Wayne · August 12, 2016

        This chick here… cooler than a fan!

        Liked by 3 people

      • tessa tells all · August 13, 2016

        T. Wayne,
        YES SHE IS! She was born cool like that. Baddest chick I know!

        Liked by 3 people

      • Lennon Carlyle · August 12, 2016

        Ya’ll come on in and make yourself at home up in hur! I’ll get the drinks out and ya’ll turn the music up and let’s get it poppin’! LOL

        Liked by 2 people

  4. Jim · August 12, 2016

    tentacle porn. sounds like lawyers and IRS agents who are after whatever is in your wallet of bank account.

    Liked by 4 people

  5. Jonathan · August 12, 2016

    I saw a great manga picture of a young japanese girl a while back – and the caption read “she looks so sweet, innocent, and pure, but over the page she’s going to have every orifice of her body invaded by oh so many tentacles… don’t turn the page. No really don’t…” lol

    Liked by 3 people

  6. what sandra thinks · August 13, 2016

    Tess has been one of my favorite bloggers since I started blogging… 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

  7. tessa tells all · August 13, 2016

    Beauty,
    Thanks for putting my naughty texts on your blog! Researching tentacle porn opened up a completely new world of shit I never knew existed. I will be doing quite a bit of “research”in the next few weeks..so that I may write effectively. LOL

    Liked by 2 people

    • Lennon Carlyle · August 13, 2016

      Awe you’re so welcome! In my eyes your blog is the best kept secret but it shouldn’t be! Everyone needs a little Tess! Love you tons!

      Liked by 1 person

  8. Woebegone but Hopeful · August 14, 2016

    You guys have fun, I’m staying here with my cuppa tea and not getting in the way.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Lennon Carlyle · August 14, 2016

      Me and you both Roger but coffee for me this morning. We visited one of our favorite coffee bars….it’s called The Dancing Goat. Really neat place. Happy Sunday!

      Liked by 2 people

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