Erratic Text Conversations W/ Lennon

Bestie Rhonnie:The fridge broke…tore that bitch apart. I. Fixed. It. Rhonnie adjusts tool belt and scratches imaginary balls

Me: That’s right, bitches get shit done SON!

The next day….

Bestie Rhonnie: Scratched the imaginary balls a little too prematurely, guess who’s buying a new fridge today?




  1. tarnishedsoul · July 29, 2016


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  2. The V Pub · July 29, 2016

    haha! Yeah, never scratch too early. BTW, Bitches get shit done sounds like a great name for an all female rock band. 🙂

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    • Lennon Carlyle · July 29, 2016

      It really does doesn’t it? No doubt it would be a kick ass rock band!


  3. Jim · July 29, 2016

    yanno, women scratching imaginary balls doesn’t even sound sexy or erotic. why can’t you wenches say something like “perks up the boobs and postures for attention” or some shit like that??? now you have me attention.

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    • Lennon Carlyle · July 29, 2016

      Sometimes we like to think we have ball sacks because we’re bad ass but in all honesty we love our boobs 🙂


  4. Woebegone but Hopeful · July 29, 2016

    Did your friend try harsh language and kicking it before buying a new one? Sometimes works.

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