My Aunt is freaked out by cats…she’s also highly allergic to them. They creep her out big time….
Aunt: Remember when you were little and I had to put up a baby gate to keep you out of the living room from ripping the heads off of my barbies and you were blowing snot bubbles? You were a demon child.
Me: This pussy is coming to get you, it’s going to steal your breath tonight, stop fucking reminiscing about shit and sober up!
<<<Photo Cred: Neighbors Kitty Franklin that is extremely nosy and always presses his cute little nose against my storm door>>>