Happy Friday Loves!
I thought I would start a new segment on Friday’s…like the name? Why not share my most private, deep, meaningful conversations with my favorites right? My husband thinks they’re pretty funny. It’s almost as if you’re secretly reading my private texts on my phone. They’re not that spectacular but for the guys out there maybe you’ll get a good insight on what women converse about in real life right?
My friend Rhonnie: I have to shit and I’m not anywhere near my porcelain thrown! I’m wearing white shorts and I hope I don’t shit myself.
Me: Where you at? What did you eat? I can get Uber to pick you up, better to shit in their car than you’re brand new Rogue.