For Kanye. There. I said it.
No, I’ve not lost my fucking mind. Ha. Please, let me explain….hear me out?
So many reasons but here we go.
1.) He’s brilliantly talented. Did you know he produced five tracks on Jay-Z’s Blueprint Album? That’s right.
2.) After a serious accident back in 2002 he had drums brought into his hospital room to work on a demo. Yeah, he’s a hard working motha fucka.
3.) Not only does he spit some incredible rhymes but he has his own fashion line. What? Yes, I’m serious!
4.) He’s obnoxious, self righteous, arrogant, throws insults around as much I apply my lipstick BUT he knows exactly what the fuck he’s doing. He’s staying in plain sight and has made himself known to every single person breathing in air on this planet. He’s the manipulator of mind games and for that I congratulate him. He has the media wrapped around his wicked little finger. That’s fucking genius if you ask me.
My favorite Kanye quote? “You should only believe about 90 percent of what I say. As a matter of fact, don’t even believe anything that I’m saying at all. I could be completely fucking with you, and the world, the entire time.”
You see what I’m talking about? Yep, he’s the shit. He rules the world because he’s got a gift of mega bullshit. I declare him Bullshit Royalty. He probably secretly wears flannel PJ’s in the winter and is an avid fan of Dateline and goes to bed around 10 pm. Who knows the real story?
I don’t necessarily agree with the shit that comes out of his mouth sometimes but I can’t help but laugh knowing he’s getting a rise out of everyone. Whether you despise or loath him I bet you’ve said his name at least once. Think about that for a second. There are 7.4 Billion people in the world. Let’s just say half of the people in the world know of him or have had a conversation about him, that’s 3.7 billion people!?! Do you get that? Holy Shit!
Haters make fun of him and he’s laughing all the way to the bank because his name is EVERYWHERE. Every time someone makes fun of him whether it’s a SNL skit, Talk Soup, Late Night With Seth Meyers, or President Obama he’s smiling that big beautiful smile. You have to admit, he is beautiful. That smile ya’ll! And yes, even Barack makes fun of Ye.
Now, for the real reason I love Yeezy, Ye, Kanye, Yeezus…His music. It speaks to me and I fall into a trance. So what? He uses some auto-tune from time to time, I don’t care. It’s the words, the beat, the meaning, and so much more. My favorites….
Now if he can just hurry up and release the latest album he’s been working on “Swish” I’ll be thrilled. But for now, we’ll just have to keep watching him on Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s, TMZ, or possibly a skit or two on SNL. Oh, there’s always his rants on twitter. Either way, I’m watching, listening, and stalking Ye. This crazy fan will be waiting and possibly shopping for a sweatshirt today from your fashion line. Keep up your fucked up antics and everyone will keep complaining 🙂
As your best pal T-Swizzle says “Haters Gonna Hate”.