Monday Eve – Get What You Deserve

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Loosen up loves, it’s just Monday. No reason to tighten up those ass cheeks. You’re not about to have an enema or a colonoscopy are you? Or maybe you are? Well, if you are, lube up for the invasion eh?

Monday’s are a bitch sometimes but we’ve battled through every Monday before this one so I sense we can handle another one, Yes? Of course we can.

We’re going to crash into Monday like we’re driving 120 mph in a 1970 Chevelle. <= (My dream car by the way). We’re going to get out of that Chevelle like we’re wearing some black leather pants, kick ass boots and balls the size of our heads. That’s right mother fuckers, we’ve got tenacity, fearlessness, and determination.

First of all, we’re not built to be safe. We’re risk takers. If you’re not, live a little Puh-lease. Don’t you ever be afraid to fail. I mean, Ever. Take chances this Monday. Think outside of the box. Do something different and out of the ordinary.

Get noticed at work. Engage with your boss. Contribute every single day. Be present! If you’re feeling insecure, afraid, or inadequate, change your attitude. Swallow your doubt and know that you’re larger than any obstacle that comes your way.

Mind over matter all day, every day. Where’s your confidence? Hello? (In my Adele voice) Anyone in there? You better pull your shit together and hustle.

Listen up loves, Lennon can’t stand pity parties I’m just telling you right now. I believe in myself and I believe in each of you. Deep down you’re a fighter and you love yourself, I mean, you really really love yourself. And if you don’t, wake the fuck up right now.

Do you ever play the lottery? How about gamble on yourself Monday? I’m betting on you….you’re worth it. Don’t you think so? We’re all winners here.

What’s higher than #1? Ahem….You! Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Swag your ass into the office tomorrow with the attitude that you’re higher than #1 and you’ll have a shield for the unnecessary theatrical bullshit. Those negative douchebag’s in the office will bounce off your blockade and fall on their asses hopefully.

Let’s focus on possibilities and stop focusing on dumb shit. If those haters try to reel you into their dimness and self loathing, Remember they’re just the glitter and you’re the fucking diamond. Got it?

Now, let’s rise up and get what we deserve tomorrow!

XOXO

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12 comments

  1. Josh Wrenn · November 15, 2015

    What if I work in packaging. Should I still think outside the box?

    Liked by 3 people

    • Lennon Carlyle · November 15, 2015

      Laughing / Snorting at this! I’ve had to help out shipping/receiving from time to time myself. Yes, think outside the box at times, shipping at tire? Suran wrap that shit and save the box LOL

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Erica Herd · November 15, 2015

    Right on!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. tessa tells all · November 16, 2015

    There are a few things I look forward to on Sunday nights…
    Watching AMC (whatever show it is) and reading your “Monday-Eve” post…So Thank YOU for keeping it real.
    As a lifetime member of the “risk-taker” club, I loved your statement “We’re not built to be safe” and I accept your challenge to get up, get out and get something this Monday morning!
    Shine on You Crazy Diamond!
    -Tess

    Liked by 1 person

    • Lennon Carlyle · November 16, 2015

      Oh Tessa, what would I do without you, my #1 cheerleader! Hugs and I praise your bad ass self!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. elementhealing · November 16, 2015

    Love it

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Eric Klingenberg · November 16, 2015

    I’ll try and remember all that today.

    Liked by 1 person

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